yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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