His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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