I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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