So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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