You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Me. At least after what I've been through.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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