Whod you bang
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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