and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I did not marry a roomba.
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