You can't motorboat a personality
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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