Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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