I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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