went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
vagina is talking i cant
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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