as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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