Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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