i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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