so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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