Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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