what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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