he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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