Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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