Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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