It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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