Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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