i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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