i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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