I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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