I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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