I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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