yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
did you just send me my own nude
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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