That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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