You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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