You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Come on in and take your pants off
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