You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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