I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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