The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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