Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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