question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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