What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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