yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
did i just pee glitter
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
