Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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