Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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