i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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