i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Michael Bay diarrhea
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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