We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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