Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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