so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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