Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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