Already got asked if we're dating
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Randomize
