but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I see more hoeing in ur future
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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