I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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