I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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