all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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