you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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