oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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