Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
her vagine was all disorganized.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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