I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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